SeeingMole's CyberHole

Fra Aksel Sandemose’s
"En flyktning krysser sitt spor"

 1. Du skal ikke tro at du er noe.
 2. Du skal ikke tro at du er like så meget som oss.
 3. Du skal ikke tro du er klokere enn oss.
 4. Du skal ikke innbille deg du er bedre enn oss.
 5. Du skal ikke tro du vet mere enn oss.
 6. Du skal ikke tro du er mere enn oss.
 7. Du skal ikke tro at du duger til noe.
 8. Du skal ikke le av oss.
 9. Du skal ikke tro at noen bryr seg om deg.
10. Du skal ikke tro at du kan lære oss noe.

Erling Førland’s Anti-Janteloven

 1. Du er enestående.
 2. Du er mer verdt enn noen kan måle.
 3. Du kan noe som er spesielt for deg.
 4. Du har noe å gi andre.
 5. Du har gjort noe du kan være stolt av.
 6. Du har store ubrukte ressurser.
 7. Du duger til noe.
 8. Du kan godta andre.
 9. Du har evner til å forstå og lære av andre.
10. Det er noen som er glad i deg.

Får jeg lov?

 0. Har du blitt lovet noe?
 1. Er du noen enestående, tror du?
 2. Tror du at du kan måle så meget mer verdi enn noen av oss?
 3. Tror du de som er klokere enn oss kan noe spesielt for deg?
 4. Innbiller du deg at du har noe bedre enn oss å gi andre?
 5. Vet du nok av det du har vært stolt av å ha gjort mer enn oss?
 6. Tror ikke du at vi er mere enn dine store ubrukte ressurser?
 7. Duger du til noe?
 8. Kan ikke du godta at andre ler av oss?
 9. Har du evner til å forstå og lære andre at du ikke tror noen bryr seg om deg?
10. Skal du ikke kunne lære oss om noen som trolig er glad i deg?
11. Du tror kanskje ikke at jeg vet noe om deg?

Når skal jeg få lov?

 0. Tror du kanskje ikke at jeg vet noe om deg også?
 1. Jeg tror at… du ikke er noe!
 2. Jeg tror ikke at du er like mye som oss.
 3. Jeg tror at du ikke er klokere enn oss alle.
 4. Jeg tror du innbiller deg at du ikke er bedre enn oss.
 5. Jeg tror ikke du skulle vite mere enn oss.
 6. Jeg syns du ikke skal tro at du er mere enn oss.
 7. Jeg tror at du skal ikke duge til noen.
 8. Jeg tror alle ler av deg.
 9. Jeg skal ikke la noen bry seg om deg.
10. Jeg kan noe av det du tror du kan lære oss.
11. Jeg vet noe om deg som du kanskje ikke tror?

Hva har jeg ikke lovet?

 0. Ikke tro at jeg er usikker på hvem jeg er!
 1. Jeg vet at jeg er noe.
 2. Jeg vet at alle ikke er like mye.
 3. Jeg vet jeg ikke er klokere enn andre.
 4. Jeg innbiller ikke at andre er bedre enn meg.
 5. Jeg vet ikke mere enn andre.
 6. Jeg vet at jeg ikke har mere enn andre.
 7. Jeg duger trolig til noe.
 8. Jeg ler ikke av andre.
 9. Jeg vet jeg bryr meg om noen.
10. Jeg vet jeg ikke kan lære andre noe.
11. Jeg tror kanskje jeg ikke vil vite noe om deg?

Nå har du lovet at det er min tur!

 0. Tror du at du vet hvem jeg er?
 1. Jeg vet at du tror jeg er noen.
 2. Jeg vet meget godt at du er like som alle andre.
 3. Jeg vet at jeg er klokere enn alle sammen.
 4. Jeg vet du innbiller deg at du er bedre enn alle andre tilsammen.
 5. Jeg vet du tror at du vet mere enn alle.
 6. Jeg vet at du ikke tror du er mere enn oss alle.
 7. Jeg vet at du tror du skal duge til noen.
 8. Jeg vet du ikke vet hvem alle ler av.
 9. Jeg vet at du bryr deg kanskje om andre og ikke om meg.
10. Jeg vet du ikke kan ha lært noe som helst av andre.
11. Jeg vet at jeg er sikker på at jeg kanskje vet mere om deg?

Er det virkelig min tur igjen?

 0. Er du sikker på noe av det du vet?
 1. Jeg vet jeg skal bli noe.
 2. Jeg vet jeg er like som oss alle.
 3. Jeg er like klok som alle andre.
 4. Jeg inbiller ikke at jeg er bedre enn andre.
 5. Jeg vet jeg ikke vet mere enn andre.
 6. Jeg vet at alle er annerledes.
 7. Jeg vet jeg duger til noe.
 8. Jeg flirer for meg selv.
 9. Jeg bryr meg om andre.
10. Jeg vet vi kan lære mere.
11. Jeg er sikker på det jeg selv vet, er dere?

Nå er det vår tur!

 0. Er du sikker på oss alle?
 1. Vi vet vi er noe!
 2. Vi vet vi har så mye til felles!
 3. Vi vet vi er veldig kloke alle sammen!
 4. Vi vet vi sammen er blitt mye bedre!
 5. Vi vet mere til sammen!
 6. Vi vet vi er mere samlet!
 7. Vi vet vi duger til noe!
 8. Vi vet vi flirer sammen!
 9. Vi vet vi bryr oss noe om hverandre!
10. Vi vet vi har lært masse sammen!
11. Vi vet om noe så mye at vi tror i hverandre.

La oss alle gjøre som vi vil!

chasing the narcotics
chasing the puff
chasing the ice
chasing the g-force
chasing the vapor
chasing the himalaya
chasing the strains
chasing the bamboo
chasing the hookas
chasing the dragon
chasing the coil
chasing the pyrex
chasing the light-tunnel
chasing the vortex
chasing the zippo
chasing the blue-flame
chasing the foil
chasing the WY
chasing the ecstasy
chasing the spore
chasing the plateu
chasing the iboga
chasing the k-hole
chasing the betel
chasing the chew
chasing the brew
chasing the bottle
chasing the pint
chasing the blend
chasing the vintage
chasing the %vol
chasing the beans
chasing the benzo
chasing the prescriptions
chasing the medicines
chasing the designer-drugs

chasing the fetish
chasing the boys
chasing the girls
chasing the women
chasing the guys
chasing the girlfriends
chasing the boyfriends
chasing the husbands
chasing the wives
chasing the mothers
chasing the children
chasing the teens
chasing the grannies
chasing the trannies
chasing the siblings
chasing the offsprings
chasing the next-door
chasing the amateurs
chasing the spectacles
chasing the pain
chasing the latex
chasing the swings
chasing the cottage
chasing the milk
chasing the womb
chasing the squirt
chasing the cum
chasing the cream-pie
chasing the cock
chasing the anus
chasing the hairfree
chasing the bears
chasing the pubes
chasing the clit
chasing the g-spot
chasing the tongue
chasing the twinks
chasing the bareback
chasing the hulk
chasing the uniforms
chasing the nurses
chasing the asians
chasing the ebonys
chasing the blondes
chasing the gingers
chasing the toons
chasing the animals
chasing the necros
chasing the orgasms
chasing the sex

chasing the interest
chasing the career
chasing the fads
chasing the gimmic
chasing the trends
chasing the fame
chasing the legacy
chasing the glamour
chasing the stardom
chasing the attention
chasing the exposure
chasing the calm
chasing the solitude
chasing the wisdom
chasing the knowledge
chasing the ice-cores
chasing the global-warming
chasing the near-extinct
chasing the compounds
chasing the calculations
chasing the sports
chasing the kill
chasing the obsessions

chasing the ideas
chasing the recipies
chasing the formulars
chasing the logos
chasing the screenplays
chasing the scripts
chasing the melodies
chasing the stories
chasing the designs
chasing the art

chasing the people
chasing the celebrities
chasing the outlaws
chasing the wanted
chasing the thieves
chasing the mafia
chasing the syndicates
chasing the insurgents
chasing the terrorists
chasing the leader
chasing the husbands
chasing the wives
chasing the members
chasing the traders
chasing the cannibals
chasing the authors
chasing the artists
chasing the wise
chasing the publishers
chasing the others

chasing the location
chasing the racetracks
chasing the casinos
chasing the ruins
chasing the tombs
chasing the factories
chasing the constructions
chasing the saltmines
chasing the tunnels
chasing the forests
chasing the places

chasing the religion
chasing the unobtainable
chasing the luck
chasing the time
chasing the memories
chasing the feelings
chasing the immortality
chasing the gratitude
chasing the meaning
chasing the reasons
chasing the dreams
chasing the hopes
chasing the love
chasing the magic
chasing the truth
chasing the answers
chasing the secret
chasing the freedom
chasing the peace
chasing the future
chasing the past
chasing the spirituality
chasing the Gods
chasing the faith

chasing the money
chasing the costs
chasing the savings
chasing the rebates
chasing the discounts
chasing the accounts
chasing the investments
chasing the profits

chasing to be noticed
chasing to be the best
chasing to be the only
chasing to win
chasing contradictions
chasing again
chasing nothing
chasing everything
chasing forever

chasing yourself

There are people who don’t know what the hell happened.
There are people who knew what happened.
There are people who told what happened.
There are people who remember what happened.
There are people who celebrate what happened.
There are people who mourn what happened.
There are people who lie about what happened.
There are people who think about what happened.
There are people who fight over what happened.

There are people who make things happen.
There are people who prevent things happen.
There are people who watch things happen.
There are people who wish things happen.
There are people who forget things happen.
There are people who saw things happen.

There are people who laught when things happen.
There are people who smile when things happen.
There are people who cry when things happen.
There are people who reflect when things happen.
There are people who hide when things happen.
There are people who get caught when things happen.
There are people who return when things happen.
There are people who make money when things happen.

There are people who sleep while things happen.
There are people who work while things happen.
There are people who eat while things happen.
There are people who get sick while things happen.
There are people who die while things happen.

There are people who predict what will happen.
There are people who know what will happen.
There are people who pay for what will happen.
There are people who decides what will happen.

There are people who control what happens.
There are people who don’t care what happens.

There are people who happen to be born.

Yet there are even more people still.

Man skal ikke plage andre,
man skal være grei og snill,
og for øvrig kan man gjøre hva man vil.

Fra Thorbjørn Egner’s
"Folk og røvere i Kardemomme by"

วันที่ผ่านมาก็เป็นอีกวันที่ดี
พรุ่งนี้ก็เป็นอีกวันหนึ่ง
และประสบการใหม่ๆ วันพรุ่งนี้
จะรวมกันกับประสบการที่มีอยู่แล้ว

Yet another good day has passed.
Tomorrow will be another day.
And tomorrow will bring new experiences which will be added to existing.

Wrong, it was true but it isn’t right.
Right, it was false but it isn’t wrong.

Wrong, it was lies but it is right.
Right, it was true but it is wrong.

Riktig, det var løgn men det var ikke feil.
Galt, det var slik men det var ikke riktig.

Feil, det var ikke løgn men det var rett.
Riktig, det var ikke sant men det var urett.

ถูก มันโกหก แต่มันไม่ แพง
ผิด มันเอาจริง แต่มันไม่ ถูก

ใช่ มันพูดจริง แต่มันพูด ผิด
ผิด มันโกหก แต่มันพูด ถูก

massless
time lags behind
faster than light
emptier than vacum
hotter than fire
colder than absolute-zero
posseses infinity
less than zero

does not radio-decay
diverts new space-time
the cause of big-bang
have personal dimension
survives a supernova-explosion
less friction than super-conductivity
radiates more than a quasar
still stable after gravitational-collapse
have no event-horizon and light also can’t escape
observed to be in all places and no place at the same time

numbered uncountable
divisible prime-number
linear non-linear graph

richer than wealth
smarter than intelligence
more confident than self
funnier than humour
aware of own self-awareness
knows the secret nobody knows
was before the beginning and after the end
knows the name of nameless

god prays to
self-appointed saint
single more harmony than ying-yang
self as ancestor
reincarnated into self
knows more hindu gods
have no karma

killed death

Men are liken air. Because it never lacked and never runs out.
Breeze today, storm tomorrow. The air is moving faster and faster.

Menn er som luft. Fordi det har alltid vært nok og aldri tok slutt.
Bris i dag, storm i morgen. Luften beveger seg fortere og fortere.

ผู้ชายเปรียบเสมือนอากาศ มันไม่เคยหมดและไม่เคยข่าด
ลมวันนี้พายุพรุ่งนี้ อากาศมันเร็วขึ้นเร็วขึ้น

Curiosity killed the cat.

Cats supposedly have nine lives.

First time curiosity killed the cat, the cat still have eight lives left.

A pity humans only have one life, huh?

Probably Schrödinger should have thought about all these lives.
Insurenly Bohr would conclude that there must be at least 9 cats too.∞
Chances are that Einstein would have theorized that in general, God plays especially with cats.
Then God and Nietzsche would confirm that they are all alive with Freuds mother.
They are playing dices together with Lucifer.

There are people who do not pay tax!

(By the way, what kind of cake is it?)

It is birth, death, and all the time in between which is certain for us all.

(I’d like cake please…)

Mmmmm…

So, let’s just hope for the best and not worry about death while we are still alive, shall we?

Remove zero and infinity from you, and find yourself.

Fjern null og uendelig fra deg, og finn deg selv.

เอาศูนย์กับอนันต์ออกจากเอง และเจอตัวเอง

Anything which can go wrong, will eventually go wrong.

Find out what went wrong and it will not go wrong!
or
Forget what went wrong and nothing will go wrong!

Du skal ikke tåle så inderlig vel, den urett som ikke rammer deg selv.

I disse dager med nyheter om ting som skjer på den andre siden av kloden så synes jeg at det passer bedre med dette sitatet:

Du skal bare tåle så inderlig vel, de urett som du ikke forstår selv.

No, I said yes but don’t understand no.
Yes, you said no but do not understand yes.

Yeah, I said no and never said yes.
Nah, you said yes but didn’t know no.

Nei, jeg sa ja men skjønner ikke nei.
Ja visst, du sa nei men forstår ikke ja.

Ja, jeg sa nei men skjønte ikke ja.
Nei da, du sa ja men vet ikke nei.

ไม่ๆ ฉันบอก ใช่ แต่ไม่เข้าใจ ไม่
ถูกแล้ว เธอบอกว่า ไม่ แต่ไม่รู้ว่า ใช่

ใช่ใช่ กูบอก ไม่ใช่ แต่ไม่เห็นว่า ใช่
เปล่า มึงบอกว่า ใช่ แต่ไม่รู้จัก ไม่

Life is not like a game where you can save and reload.
Whatever done is done.
Don’t forget there are others too.
In the end, one is responsible for own choices.
Only you know what you have done.

Livet er ikke som et spill hvor du kan lagre og hente tilbake.
Gjort er gjort.
Ikke glem at det er andre også.
Til slutt er en ansvarlig for egne valg.
Bare du vet hva du har gjort.

ชีวิตไม่เหมือนเกมส์เล่นที่สามารถบันทึกแล้วเรียกคืน
ทำแล้วทำเลย
อย่าลืมว่ามีคนอื่นด้วย
สุดท้ายก็ต้องรับผิดชอบที่เลือกไปแล้ว
มีแต่ตัวเองที่รู้ว่าทำอะไรไป

12 November 2008
Today, the first snow finally arrived to Bodø! Lots of snow!

Last night was a cold, clear sky night. I couldn’t sleep, so I decided to go out for a walk to Bodø pier. I manage to have a good look at the stars and had no difficulties finding the Big Dipper and Orion. Then suddenly, I saw a shooting star flash by quickly from right to left. It was a beautiful sight.
I was watching and listening to the ocean waves and could reflect on a lot of thoughts.
Just after I saw the shooting star, I made a few personal wishes.
Lets hope it’ll work!

อยากเป็นแฟนเธอ
อยากแต่งงานกับเธอ
อยากมีลูกกับเธอ
อยากอยู่จนแก่จนเฒ่ากับเธอ

I would like to be her boyfriend.
I would like to marry her.
I would like to have children with her.
I would like to grow old with her.

Skulle ønske å være ilag med henne.
Skulle ønske å gifte meg med henne.
Skulle ønske å ha barn med henne.
Skulle ønske å bli gammel med henne.